Whale of a time!
Woke up the other day, looked around the room and though: “Not nearly enough whales in here.”
So, last night, I made a narwhal. Narwhals are gentlemen of the seas, and hence he needed a moustache and a bow tie. We named him Harvey :)
Took about 5 hours of work, including making the pattern and trying it out. I put in (a lot) of net in the fins and the tail, to keep them from collapsing.
Here he is, flying through the air like a gentleman.
Here he is from an aerial view, showing off his horn and his heart-shaped tail. He’s roughly 40cm long, 30cm tall and 20cm wide (I think).
And here he is, making friends with Molly, who has never seen a narwhal before.
Need to think of what to make next! Any suggestions?
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